Showing posts with label Don't Bite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't Bite. Show all posts
December 6, 2010
DON'T BITE -- RETRO IX *THE GRINCH*
12/06/2010

Santa Claus has officially hired the Top-Flight Enforcers to verify your holiday gifts this year. If these end up under your tree, just know it was the work of THE GRINCH. Return these to sender asap and holla at your old pal Phony Sharkskins. Receiving a gift like this means someone doesn't really care about you and they deserve a lump of coal in their stocking!
Don't let THE GRINCH steal your fashion sense; you can do better...way better.
These lemon-lime's are a crime, so DON'T BITE!
November 8, 2010
DON'T BITE -- FUSION IV + X
11/08/2010

Top-Flight Enforcers spotted these mutated fusions roaming the mall in Charlotte, NC. These black on black freaks feature a Retro IV sole with a Retro X upper. These is are indeed rare air, but more hazardous than toxic chemicals. Stay away from anyone rocking these kicks, they have contaminated soles!
Remember people, when it comes to fakes... DON'T BITE!
November 2, 2010
DON'T BITE -- RETRO IV
11/02/2010

When will people learn? You're Jamaican me crazy with these odd colorways! The retro IV's never had a rasta edition so just stop already. Yeah, yeah...I know, they match your outfit... but so what?!? Take more pride in your kicks and the flyness will follow. Trust me, I'm a Top-Flight Enforcer...it's my job!
Remember gang, when it comes to fakes...DON'T BITE!!!
October 28, 2010
DON'T BITE -- RETRO IX
10/28/2010

This is why the Top-Flight Enforcers are here to service your community... These Retro IX's are quite an eye-catcher, but for the wrong reasons. Are these the Oklahoma City Thunder special colorway? I think not, smh. They look like thunder and need to be struck by lightning & totally destroyed!
Remember gang, when it comes to fakes....DON'T BITE!
October 26, 2010
DON'T BITE -- FUSION VII + X [2nd Edition]
10/26/2010

Here's a different VII + X fusion that was caught roaming the streets...REALLY, another one?!? Yeah, another one [sigh]...This monster features blue and white accents but that definitely doesn't make it any better. I'm at a loss for words here but the pic speaks for itself. All blank stares are welcome, smh.
Remember gang, when it comes to fakes...DON'T BITE!
October 21, 2010
DON'T BITE -- FUSION VII + X
10/21/2010

This has got to be a CAPITAL CRIME! What planet did these come from? Needless to say that a VII + X fusion doesn't exist, but the thought that someone paid for these...even if they were free, you should have the integrity to just say no to fakes. Looks like some scraps at the production factories found their way together and created this offspring. Anyone who is a friend of this dude and didn't say anything should be locked up too; it's your Sole Duty. That's why the Top-Flight Enforcers are here to enforce flyness!
Remember folks...when it comes to fakes, DON'T BITE!
October 20, 2010
DON'T BITE - FLINT XIII
10/20/2010

From afar, you might think nothing of these flint xiii's...but lets take a closer look. One of the best features of the OG Flint XIII is the mesh upper that separated them its counterparts in the XIII series. So what's really good with these kicks? Is that the quilted pattern from the XX's? Yes, this is definitely a fly impersonator and must be taken off the streets. Dude, back away from the J's and go cop the Flint Retros when they drop on Black Friday, November 26.
Remember folks... when it comes to fakes, Don't Bite!!!
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